Math Jokes

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7  8  9! 

Q: What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi!

Q: What does the zero say to the eight?
A: Nice belt!

Q: What is the first derivative of a cow?
A: Prime Rib!

"Divide fourteen sugar cubes into three cups of coffee so that each cup has an odd number of sugar cubes in it."
"That's easy: one, one, and twelve."
"But twelve isn't odd!"
"It's an odd number of cubes to put in a cup of coffee..."

Q: What does the little mermaid wear?
A: An algae-bra.

Q: Why did the Math book cry?

A:  It had too many problems.