Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Q: What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Q: What does the zero say to the eight?
Q: What is the first derivative of a cow?
"Divide fourteen sugar cubes into three cups of coffee so that each cup has an odd number of sugar cubes in it."
Q: What does the little mermaid wear?
Q: Why did the Math book cry?
A: It had too many problems.
Sunday, May 26, 2013